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motherducker
If you go to Drexel and need some advice, just consult this utility pole near 30th Street Station. Then again if you go to Drexel, you probably won’t see this because all your time is spent with classes and co-op. It never ceases to amaze me how everyone I have ever known that attended Drexel University managed to completely fall off the face of the earth for a few years, only to magically reemerge after graduating.
As my friend Nate, who is a Drexel alum, once so eloquently stated, “Going to Drexel is like going away to boarding school. You kiss your family goodbye and know you won’t be seen for a while by anybody except the other people at Drexel. After a while, when you run into people from Penn or Temple, you automatically hate them because they are not part of this incestuous fantasy land of school and co-op that is the shit factory of Drexel University.”
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watch out
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my favorite pokemon of all time is not mewtwo, mew, venasaur, blastiose, charizard, or pikachu,
but a tie between magikarp and Lisa Doherty
keep fucking with my dog babe and this will happen to you
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his shoulder shrug lol
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ducks fucking ducks
duh fuck
jeremy lin is my motherfucking hero
that taiwanese nigga gives me something to be proud of. i actually noticed this when i was playing poker at the cavendish, when a fifty-sum’ year old caucasian male asked me where my parents were from. when i told them they were from taiwan, he gasped, and said hey! isnt that where jeremy lin is from? after discussing jeremy lin’s heroics with me, he played at the table for about two hours making misogynist jokes before i knocked him out with 5/6 suited.
often times, when people ask me about my ethnicity, i often feel like they mistake me for being of chiense decent when i say i’m taiwanese. real talk though, taiwan is that little ass island next to china. we dont speak the same language, we dont have a billion niggas living there, we dont eat dogs and cats and other pets, and the olympics probably will never be hosted in taiwan. we look different, talk different and act different. taiwan is a beautifulass country that is rich as shit.
the fact that china claims that jeremy lin is chinese and wants jeremy lin to forfeit is american citizenship and play for china proves to me that the communist fucks are still obnoxious as fuck. i give all my RE$$$PECT to jeremy lin for insisting that he is NOT CHINESE and that he IS TAIWANESE and that THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. jeremy lin is doing a great job representing taiwanese people, and perhaps can even single handedly erase the assumption that many people have about the relationship between china and taiwan.
okay i know i’m a racist cunt, but i’m not tumblr famous yet so no ones gonna ready this. idk why i wrote this, maybe cause i’m still on that adderall shit. good thing i never accomplished much more in my basketball career other than playing varsity basketball my freshman year cause i’m a terrible representative of the taiwanese people. my class started 10 minutes ago. fuck faggot school
OMG SKINNY ADELE!
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